The “Meh” List

Kyle Parikh ’18, Business and Ad/Circulation Manager

The Lions’ Roar staff has put together a joint list of all of the things in the world that are ‘meh.’ According to, ‘meh’ is described as “expressing a lack of interest or enthusiasm.”

  • Turkey: Does not taste good.
  • Taylor Swift: Too “pop.”
  • Titanic: They could have easily fit Jack on that piece of driftwood.
  • Frozen: Are you mad about this one? Let it go.
  • Wizard of Oz: No explanation necessary.
  • Romeo and Juliet: Ruined by spoilers.
  • Fast Cars: Minivans are better, you can have TVs on the back of the front seat for the kids.
  • French Montana: HAAAAH.
  • DJ Khaled: What exactly does DJ Khaled do?
  • Lil Yachty: No explanation necessary.
  • Fidget Spinners: Not as cool as Tech Decks.
  • Stuffing: Does not taste good.
  • Labor Day: What exactly is Labor Day?
  • Sophomore year: Awkward.
  • Baked chips: I want to be able to taste the grease. If I did not want grease, I would have eaten salad.
  • Veggie Straws: Taste.
  • Pandora (only after you get past that blissful first 10 minutes with no ads): The ads are quite long.
  • Wednesdays: Furthest point from either weekend.
  • South Dakota: Who do you know that is from South Dakota?
  • Jimmy Fallon: Fake laughter.
  • Sugar Cookies: Put a little flavor in there.
  • LED Laser Christmas Decorations: Doesn’t feel like Christmas.
  • Reality TV: Why do we care about what Snooki is doing?
  • Country Music: What situation is listening to country the best option over another genre?
  • G-Wing: Too far away…
  • TVs in the lunchroom: They are almost always off.
  • Ant-Man: The actors in the movie were corny.
  • Tangled: No explanation necessary.
  • Phineas and Ferb: They keep doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over.
  • Transformers: Too much going on.
  • Cable: Netflix>
  • Kardashians: Try to say one nice thing about each of the Kardashians.
  • Siri: The only thing it is used for is asking what 0 divided by 0 is.
  • GPS: Smartphone > GPS.
  • Paper plates and cups: Sucks to take out the trash.
  • Gift Cards: Cash >
  • Vanilla: Tastes like the color white, boring.
  • Bubblegum: Blowing bubbles with gum is so 90s.
  • Sprite: Fizzy water.
  • Ketchup: Barbecue sauce >
  • Florida: Crazy people.
  • Avocados: No explanation necessary.
  • Tuesday: Tired.
  • Twilight: Vampires suck.
  • Friends: (The TV show) Subpar plot.
  • Zodiac Signs: Broad strokes.



None of the things listed above are exciting. They do not turn heads when they turn up. These things just exist for the sake of existing, they do not offer any value.

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